Hero of Dorks

'Ello! My name is Alex! I'm 17/ Agender (Please use they/them prounouns. Thank you!) I'm kind of a big dweeb. Also, I draw a lot of dumb stuff and I want to be a comic book illustrator/ 3D-2D animator.Anything you feel like you want to know, my askbox is open.
(This blog may be nsfw at times)

Friend: OH SNAP ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: Naw man, I'm chill as a flippin iceburg sitting in a slushie machine, in the middle of an icestorm, in January, suffering from hypothermia.
Drinking coca cola with the polar bears.
Friend: LOL you're funny.
Me: BAM.Does that make me a ....COOL KID? Did I make that coca cola pun ....BEFORE IT WAS COOL?
Friend: Hahaha I see what you did there.
Me: Ironically enough, I'm actually really cold. I'm going to turn on my heater real quick, I'm FREEZING.
Friend: Ha, sounds hot.
Me: I'm going to punch you. Knock you out...COLD.
Friend: PFFT. I HATE YOU. With a burning passion.
Me: OH MY GOD ASDSDFGHJKDFSA

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