Posted on Tuesday, 14 February 2012
I was making the stupidest jokes today with a friend of mine on Facebook...
- Friend: OH SNAP ARE YOU OKAY?
- Me: Naw man, I'm chill as a flippin iceburg sitting in a slushie machine, in the middle of an icestorm, in January, suffering from hypothermia.
- Drinking coca cola with the polar bears.
- Friend: LOL you're funny.
- Me: BAM.Does that make me a ....COOL KID? Did I make that coca cola pun ....BEFORE IT WAS COOL?
- Friend: Hahaha I see what you did there.
- Me: Ironically enough, I'm actually really cold. I'm going to turn on my heater real quick, I'm FREEZING.
- Friend: Ha, sounds hot.
- Me: I'm going to punch you. Knock you out...COLD.
- Friend: PFFT. I HATE YOU. With a burning passion.
- Me: OH MY GOD ASDSDFGHJKDFSA